#the implication that Hank cant swim but loves it so much anyway that he just Jumps in and presumeably drowns everytime is very funny to me

[glfry]

The answer to why Hank wears their goggles (not really)

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(Reading out chat) "Krinkels does Hank wear the goggles because it’s cool, or because his eyes are so ugly it would cause someone to die after seeing them?" Maybe he’s gonna go swimming this afternoon, and just doesn’t wanna deal with the overhead of putting them off and on again. He’s ready- he’s READY. He gets to that pool, he’s jumping straight in, eyes open.

He might even have eaten right beforehand - cramps be damned!

…I didn’t say Hank can swim.